It’s been nearly 9 months since the $ started to show signs of meltdown fever. Except the meltdown was the rush to buy $ as a hedge against collapsing markets and disappearing credit lines.

In the last few months we have seen markets bottom and even recover some poise, aided and abetted by the action of nearly last resort, quantitative easing. There was nothing left in the toolbox really.

So far so good in some respects. The S+P has rallied 37% off its lows…….mind you its lows were 57% down from the highs and the index still stands 42% off the highs of the last few years. Not that the numbers really matter. The main news is that markets are functioning…still.

And the $ balloon has finally burst with QE signaling a chance to sell the $ without worrying what the equity markets were doing. The Kiwi$ has rallied 32% from its March low even outpacing the hammered Pound, up 21% from its low of $1.35.

Markets can do very strange things. Even whilst the $ was rallying to extreme highs against all currencies, no one really wanted to own it. Now people really really don’t want to own it.

This is all very well but this type of volatility is impossible to manage. How can any investment manager talk about average returns of 10% a year when markets are moving at this rate. How can any business hedge currency risk when currencies are moving like this.

The bigger problem for the US is trying to stop the snowball effect that may happen if markets really decide to dump the $. The noises coming from China may be regarded as monetary brinksmanship but with Russia, looking very wolflike these days, nibbling in behind, it’s becoming a more serious issue.

There’s a lot of politics involved in this but the positioning is clear: the US is weak not just economically but militarily. The exhausting foray into Iraq has stretched the US war machine as well as seriously impacting on its reputation. Historically the ability to create coin or currency was usually backed up by military power. One of the first actions by invading nations was to replace the local currency with its own.

This makes currency both a political and economic issue. So whilst there is unlikely to be any immediate change in the $ role as global reserve currency, there is no doubt that the dance of change is underway.

The short term problem for China is its huge ownership of US bonds and other paper. So they wouldn’t be happy with a complete collapse right now but it seems like less money will be staying in $ and more will be finding a new home whilst they work out how a new global currency system might operate.

But with GM falling apart and US unemployment rising to severe levels, concerns over the health of the $ will only continue to mount.

People are always asking me where to put their money so I thought I would do a simple post about it. I should add this is simply my own opinion and you should really check with a financial advisor…………tongue firmly in cheek!

Let’s start with the obvious. There is no such thing as a risk free investment. Even sovereign bonds (those issued by governments) can turn into wallpaper….look at the US Treasury market now, the world’s safest place to park your cash. Ultimately it’s just an IOU, generally backed by commodities or in the case of the US by a fairly large military and lots of nuclear rockets.

Having got that out of the way the first question you need to ask yourself is why am I investing? Is it for regular income or the hope of generating a huge pile of cash for future income generation (retirement for example).

Let’s start with the income piece by looking at what is available:

- Cash deposits.

- Term deposits.

- Government bonds.

- Corporate bonds.

- Shares that pay dividends.

- Property.

Generally, as in all things, you pay for what you get. The main issue any investor should consider before making an investment is liquidity:

How quickly can I get my cash and what will I have to pay to get it?

As many investors found to their cost in recent years, liquidity is the single most important issue.

Which draws the question: is there a market for my investment?

In the case of cash that is not a problem (actually that’s not true but for the sake of this exercise we will pretend that cash is always available – see Northern Rock for further details).

Stocks can generally be sold on the spot and cash received quickly (of course stocks can be suspended at anytime which means you can’t trade it, well not on the exchange).

Bonds have a market you can trade on but liquidity can be an issue sometimes.

Property you can forget. That’s a highly illiquid asset.

Managed funds as we see all to often can be very hard to get out of and the fees can be severe. If the fund holds any kind of assets other than plain stocks then redemptions may force suspension of the fund (we’ve seen that).

Baring all that in mind cash seems like the best place to have your money if access is an issue and you are risk averse. Second up would be quoted shares with high liquidity (shares on the major index e.g. Telecom in NZ which pays a good dividend). Bonds would be next and then managed funds and property bringing up the rear.

Anything that offers these with a twist is to be avoided unless you’re a professional. Like guaranteed capital return plus 100% of the 5 year blah blah return on some index. Avoid. There are huge fees and margins built into what is a simple option structure.

I’m sorry but there’s no free lunch in the investment world. But it’s very easy to lose money or receive poor returns whilst paying out large fees and charges.

My advice is start with cash and spend some time learning about basic stocks and bonds. Believe me it is not difficult.

Armed with a little knowledge most people could construct a portfolio of cash, stocks and bonds in a few hours.

Also don’t be lulled into the idea that you are a long term investor and won’t be pulling down the cash for 20-30 years. Look at how fast the world is changing…….planning that far ahead may not actually make much sense.

As with most things in life, keeping it simple can pay off. Also spending a little time learning about investment can save you a lot of money as well as enabling yourself to take charge of your own financial destiny.

Great piece in the Herald looking at how things might or could have been different if women had been in charge of the financial system. Harriet Harman has floated the idea in the UK of appointing more women to the boards of banks in order to soften the the testosterone fuelled activities of the current lot.

The macho culture of traders has been studied of many occasions focusing primarily on testosterone. Of course this is a popular fall guy for any over the edge activity that men get themselves fired up on. But research shows this to be true.In fact some researchers go as far as to blame the credit crunch on over pumped up Gordon Gekkos.

There is no doubt that this type of beahviour has a strong causative effect on bubbles and general winning of big bets. It’s a natural high…..who hasn’t felt it when winning a bet at the races, or getting something right in a quiz or a great result in an exam.

The good news is that women are no so affected by these grand illusions preferring to focus on the basics like how much money is in the account and other boring details like that.

We’ve yet to read a bout a female “rogue trader” so maybe Harriet is onto something here. But I don’t think it’s an equality issue, it’s more about skills. Women have skills that we need to use in all areas and money is a pretty crucial one as everyone is now finding out.

Imagine banking for the people……the service of providing money. As opposed to banking…….punting huge amounts of cash in the global casino.

Something tells me they are onto something here. Let’s face it…women have run the household budgets forever…they are the true oikonomists.

More and more women are getting into the money business…….how about the ladies at Wokai? i really like their style and approach. As i have noticed before nearly 80% of my loans on Kiva have been to women. Maybe i figure they are more likley to knuckle down and pay it back

I’m sure there are some great examples of women in this line of work or ones up and coming. I invite you all to nominate your favourites and let the bandwagon roll on.

Iceland has become the first country to see its government fall as a result of the global credit crisis. A tragedy of excess has found its way into the heart of the democratic process.

Of course in a case such as this the ending barely surprises. In fact we never seem to be surprised at how excess and gluttony ends in tears. So perhaps its normal like a child who has too much ice cream, sweets or cakes. We know the ending but somehow stand by and watch because ultimately the child has to learn.

Nothing much really changes though.

The financial warriors of the ice nation rampaged through the European bazaars picking up companies like confetti. A sad tale signifying what? Same old, same old.

Th reality is that we always succumb to the bubble. It’s in our nature, it’s part of our make-up: a relentless and cored belief that somehow it’s all going to work out and we will have something for nothing.

And even in the deepest mess that is the US financial system crazy stories still appear. John Thain and his $40k or whatever toilet. Nice.

Nothing is new. Nothing has changed. It’s just bigger and makes a lot more noise.

As Frank Rich mused on Obama and the End of the Gilded Age,

He spoke of those at the economic pinnacle who embraced greed and irresponsibility as well as the rest of us who collaborated in our “collective failure to make hard choices.” He branded as sub-American those who “prefer leisure over work or seek only the pleasures of riches and fame.” And he wasn’t just asking Paris Hilton “to set aside childish things.” As Linda Hirshman astutely pointed out on The New Republic’s Web site, even Obama’s opening salutation — “My fellow citizens,” not “fellow Americans” — invoked the civic responsibilities we’ve misplaced en masse.

Let’s face it we all want to make loadsamoney……on our houses, investments, crazy schemes…..but the truth is it’s just a facade. But like Versailles it will linger on in our minds for years to come.

The implosion of the US financial system gets worse by the day. Treasury bills printed negative yields whilst the Fed prints “enter your own number here” dollars. Now comes the largest financial scandal so far (discounting the banks which are a scandal all of their own).

A $50bln ponzi scheme. It’s so daft i can’t bring myself to write about it. As usual others cover this story better than I could. But it seems the US financial markets are receiving the greatest hosing out since Hercules cleaned up the Augean stables. There is no doubt more to come as rogue players just fess up and come clean. This may take some time as the initial reaction is to close ranks and pretend everything is fine.

The unveiling of dubious credit structures over the last 18 months is way overdue and may at least provide an opportunity for another look at how our money system works. Bubbles come and go, part of human nature, but never has a bubble so exposed the inner workings of the banking system.

The giant hubris of “tamed inflation”, “end of history” and “the end of boom and bust” has been exposed for the posturing it always was.

Time for a major serving of humble pie all round. But will those in power get down and start eating it?

Thanks to Jim for this post (his post in bold)

The BBC has provided a platform for Sir Evelyn de Rothschild, one of Britain’s most noted financiers, to express his views on the global financial situation:

All of us – countries, corporations and consumers – have neglected basic principles.

Ethics – we have lost sight of an honest day’s work for an honest day’s pay.

Careful management – we have indulged our wants without the taxes or the prices or the cash to pay for them.

Oversight – public relations and spin have replaced disclosure and transparency; casual yet complex accounting and accommodating rating agencies left us blissfully unaware of the problems, and we revelled in our ignorance.

Hubris has replaced community responsibility as a requirement for executive positions.

American automobile executives and British bankers have been unable to form their lips into an apology.

Yet their institutions lie in ruins and the rest of us are left feeling embarrassed for them.

Their customers worry that their savings or their working capital will just vanish, their mortgage will be transferred to a new institution they have never heard of.

Their employees wonder which of their colleagues – or they themselves – will be unemployed in the coming week, with bleak prospects for working again anytime soon.

Where is the shame of those who only months earlier boasted of ever increasing profits, of ever more clever products, of ever easier loans?

Remaining credit

The US automakers may be the worst of the lot, so far.

Years of incompetence and now manoeuvring in the halls of Congress for a massive bailout.

Management prefers to hold onto private corporate jets rather than push for fuel efficiency standards to make their products more competitive.

Union members would rather hold onto their gold-plated pensions for life than to save their companies.

Why should taxpayers help those who have so frequently refused to accept responsibility themselves?

If the US government uses up its remaining credit to help the auto industry carry on as usual, who will lend the country the money to repair its bridges, build its power stations, clean its water, fuel its navy?

Slow revival

Thirty years ago, New York City found itself in a position similar to GM, Ford and Chrysler today.

They asked Washington for help. The government refused.

The Daily News summed it up in its front page headline – Ford to City: Drop Dead [ed. the president]

Instead New York balanced its budget, taxed itself, reduced hiring, negotiated better labour contracts and gradually worked itself back to fiscal health.

It took more than 10 years.

Take responsibility

This era of struggle may last as long.

Until we can be generous in accepting fault for our predicament, we will have difficulty dropping our suspicions about others so that we can get on with repairing the damage.

Unless action is taken soon, we can only see a long time of difficult and very onerous problems continuing.

Could be one or two years.

It is therefore essential that management must take a firm look at its problems and accept its faults and redeem them.

A lot of talk and a lot of words have been written.

But in the end action has to be taken and action must be taken very soon if we are not going to see this stretched out over many years.

What we have to remember is that the crisis we are in the midst of is a financial one. A crisis of the syntheticism of money.

Like a cancer this is slowly being removed from the system. What is left of the corpse remains to be seen. But the end of the derivatives trade, especially the highly structured piece, cannot come too soon.

The role of interest (unearned income) in our economy needs to be reviewed. We need to refocus on the productive economy and the ability to invest in it i.e. by purchasing shares in companies are receiving dividends or, in the case of new innovative companies, an opportunity for capital gain commensurate with risk.

My own investment philosophy is simple. Buy low and sell high.

When interest rates (here in NZ) were low in 2003 i bought commercial property which was then yielding 9% (against an interest rate of 6.5%). In 2007 when interest looked like they were going higher (over 9%) I sold the properties which were then yielding 7.25-7.5%).

The market kept going for another 9 -12 months and has now fallen heavily.

I didn’t buy shares as dividend yields were lower than interest rates and p/e ratios were too high.

I put the cash in the bank.

Now I have started buying shares. Why? Because dividend yields are sky high (although earnings will continue to fall), p/e ratios are in single digits and interest rates are falling. Shares could keep falling for sure.

But the point I’m making is investment is pretty simple. Ignore the hype and focus on the numbers.

The hardest skill to learn as an investor (and we are all investors to some extent) is knowing when to sell. When the market is flying high its so hard to sell because you worry you’ll miss out on more. When its falling you secretly hope it will somehow bounce back.

As Evelyn reinforces, its all about basics whether values, ethics or simple strategy.

We’ve been living in a fool’s paradise for a while now and its time to get back to reality.